Date: 7th May 2002
Angelina Jolie is amused anybody believed she stabbed her husband Billy Bob Thornton - because if she really did it, she'd have killed him.
The Tomb Raider (2001) star and her equally eccentric spouse were recently at the centre of reports that they'd had a confrontation which led to her taking a knife to the Monster's Ball (2001) actor.
But Jolie insists nothing could be further from the truth.
She says, "There was recently a tabloid story that I had stabbed
Billy and had to be sent to a nut-house or something.
"We thought that was pretty funny. I mean, if I wanted to kill
him, I'd kill him."