I have written for filmcritic.com for nearly six years and I have not asked for much. After watching Dave Movie, that spoof of romantic comedies from two writers of the Scary Movie trilogy, I beg you to change the site’s rating system. I know that the lowest rating is one star, but Date Movie is an exception. It’s terrible. It’s awful. It’s terawful. You have to let me use a scull and crossbones, or a mushroom cloud. Zero stars. Please, boss.
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